About Me (Unfortunately)

You’re here because every website has one of these pages.
I’d skip it if I could, but apparently this is what “builds trust.” So here’s the truth:

Existential Drip is just me — thinking too much, making weird designs, and putting them on shirts. No garage startup myth. No fake team. No fake mission statement. Just one person with too many ideas and a domain name.

If that works for you, great. If not, congratulations — you’ve wasted precious seconds of your finite life reading this.